(by kim houghton)
Dear Ugly Kitchen, here is my dirty little secret to a tidy house: shove EVERYTHING that's an eyesore into the attic and then NEVER move because, if you do, all that everything must at last descend so that you look like one of those hoarders on TV.
Seriously, "Holy Crap!" I don't know where to start. How did we accumulate this much junk?? The living room and dining room are so full of the attic that I don't even have room to make the keep, give, trash piles.